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The Reality of Eden Prime Chapter 1 part 2

szaleniec1000 Oct 27, 2011 23:55

Last time on The Reality of Eden Prime, Ashley had an altercation with her boss. Who, by a remarkable series of contrivances, happens to be a complete pervert who has the hots for her. And asari companions, it seems.

( NSFW, NSF anything, contains graphic noncon )

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Phantom Dreams Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 May 30, 2010 00:18

It's in this, the final posted chapter of Phantom Dreams, that the author descends further into incoherent self-parody. And if you've been following the previous chapters, you'll know that's saying something.
( The tale concludes. Sort of. )

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Phantom Dreams Chapter 3

szaleniec1000 May 21, 2010 14:11

Chapter 3 is entitled "Evening Plots", misleadingly so because the title is the only evidence that it's taking place in the evening and there's still no sign of a plot.
( One plotless evening... )

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Phantom Dreams Intro and Chapter 1

szaleniec1000 May 10, 2010 00:51

"What happens next?" is a question we've been asking for as long as we've been telling stories. The world the writer creates doesn't stop when the story does (usually, anyway) and people attempting to answer the question have produced great stories in their own right. It's a noble tradition that many of today's fanfic writers carry on.Unfortunately ( Read more... )

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